Total Medals Earned: 248 (From 73 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,600 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/80 points)
You have gone back to the main menu!
You visited the Newgrounds Supporter page!
You checked out the credits!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/110 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Play NG Tarot Card Collab
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
You made Pico, congrats!
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend